i lost my number, can you give me yours
no no no not your phone number your credit card number
sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm but without blankets im vulnerable to monsters
yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep
nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off
*goes up to a straight couple* so who’s the silly rabbit and who’s the cinnamon apple?
there needs to be a month between august and september
son i have news for you