fuck me sideways till i cry
can you not tho
literally in every fandom
also running man is life so ✌
Snapchat me! ifyyyyyyyyy (nine 'y's man)
409,602 notes | Sep 01, 2014 @ 9:21pm | posted 16 hours ago
via: fatteramy | @medusamistress
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138,117 notes | Sep 01, 2014 @ 9:21pm | posted 16 hours ago
via: fatteramy | @hotwhiteguy

hotwhiteguy:

hotwhiteguy:

i lost my number, can you give me yours

no no no not your phone number your credit card number

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170,866 notes | Sep 01, 2014 @ 9:21pm | posted 16 hours ago | hi-res
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3,421 notes | Sep 01, 2014 @ 9:20pm | posted 16 hours ago | hi-res
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288,054 notes | Sep 01, 2014 @ 3:14am | posted 1 day ago
via: pretendmermaid | @doppelgender

doppelgender:

sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm but without blankets im vulnerable to monsters

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580,149 notes | Sep 01, 2014 @ 3:13am | posted 1 day ago
via: deair | @sylvehun

softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

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355,299 notes | Sep 01, 2014 @ 3:13am | posted 1 day ago
via: pretendmermaid | @meladoodle

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

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297,138 notes | Sep 01, 2014 @ 3:13am | posted 1 day ago | hi-res
via: deair | @australianpikachu

australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

*leaves facebook forever*

image

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8,194 notes | Sep 01, 2014 @ 3:13am | posted 1 day ago
via: rachet-witch-of-the-east | @tvjojo

tvjojo:

*goes up to a straight couple* so who’s the silly rabbit and who’s the cinnamon apple?

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169,857 notes | Sep 01, 2014 @ 3:12am | posted 1 day ago
via: rachet-witch-of-the-east | @simsgonewrong

walkinghalfdead:

Give me those titties momther

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58,034 notes | Sep 01, 2014 @ 3:11am | posted 1 day ago
via: rachet-witch-of-the-east | @beyoncevevo

snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

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124,731 notes | Sep 01, 2014 @ 3:11am | posted 1 day ago
via: rachet-witch-of-the-east | @teencry

teencry:

first day of school: *forgets how to use a pencil*

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